Clean your pipes before trading.
“Frequently while performing colonoscopy, I see that the patient is cleaned out from above but below the diverticular still contain fecaliths, those small turds remaining in pockets formed on the gut mucosa. They indicate the presence of an unhealthy colon, and over 50% of Americans possess diverticulosis colae. When inflamed, gastroenterologists called them diverticulitis colae, which can be serious by creating fistulas. Some people then will evacuate through their bladders,” Dr. Charm says. “With patients for whom I perform colonoscopy, about one third of them over the age of fifty who are otherwise cleaned above, still show residual stools sitting in these gut mucosa pockets. Some have held onto the stool pockets for decades. A toxic dumpsite like this is dangerous for them by the elevated concentration of poisons stored in the dumpsite. Cancer can develop!”
http://www.tldp.com/issue/11_00/mjr.htm
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I can't believe I'm posting this, but I recently had a colonic. It was awkward, sure. No pain, just self conscience. The benefits were great. It even broke my nicotine addiction.
Yep, it's the closest thing to a silver bullet. You guys are just wastin your time and money on doctors if you don't clean your pipes. We certainly didn't get sick because we were missing Prozac or Advil.
TSL:
this stock is for you! Buy the stock or Buy some calls if you like.
It's going higher.
Eat your fiber. Morning afternoon and evening. It should take care of cleaning your pipes.
ALL FAT PEOPLE NEEDS TO HAVE THEIR PIPES CLEANED. JUST DO IT.
wrong gosu, clean your pipes first and then eat all the fiber you want. Fiber ain't gonna cut it with that superglue mucoid stuck into the pouches for over 30 years.
Any doctor who don't recommend colon hydrotherapy to all their patients are but one thing and one thing only:
QUACKS
Don't matter how many degrees your doctor have, which school he went to, how bright he is, how much experience he has, no colon hydrotherapy recommendation means HE IS A QUACK and is practicing QUACK MEDICINE.
Lots of puts were bought yesterday, as though something really bad is about to happen.
Beanie, what kind of puts? Where did you find this info, if you please? Thanks.
Check out SSTR. The just released earnings. The stock seems too good to be true.
I would be interested in seeing what the rest of you think.
http://mparent7777-2.blogspot.com/2007/08/45b-bet-on-another-911-within-4-weeks.html
Anybody have a clue as to what these 'investors' are expecting?
The two sales are being referred to by market traders as "bin Laden trades" because only an event on the scale of 9-11 could make these short-sell options valuable.
There are 65,000 contracts @ $750.00 for the SPX 700 calls for open interest. That controls 6.5 million shares at $750 = $4.5 Billion. Not a single trade. But quite a bit of $$ on a contract that is 700 points away from current value. No one would buy that deep "in the money" calls. No reason to. So if they were sold looks like someone betting on massive dislocation. Lots of very strange option activity that I haven't seen before.
The entity or individual offering these sales can only make money if the market drops 30%-50% within the next four weeks. If the market does not drop, the entity or individual involved stands to lose over $1 billion just for engaging in these contracts!
Clearly, someone knows something big is going to happen BEFORE the options expire on Sept. 21.
THEORIES:
The following theories are being discussed widely within the stock and options markets today regarding the enormous and very unusual activity reported above and two stories below. Those theories are:
1) A massive terrorist attack is going to take place before Sept. 21 to tank the markets, OR;
2) China, reeling over losing $10 Billion in bad loans to the sub-prime mortgage collapse presently taking place, is going to dump US currency and tank all of Capitalism with a Communist financial revolution. Either scenario is bad and the clock is ticking. The drop-dead date of these contracts is September 21. Whatever is going to happen MUST take place between now and then or the folks involved in these contracts will lose over $1 billion for having engaged in this activity.
"$1.78 Billion Bet that Stock Markets will crash by third week in September Anonymous Stock Trader Sells 10K Contracts on EVERY S&P/Y "Strike" Shorts Stocks "in the money" effectively selling all his SPY holdings for cash up front without pressuring the market downward.
This is an enormous and dangerous stock option activity. If it goes right, the guy makes about $2 Billion. If he's wrong, his out of pocket costs for buying these options will exceed $700 Million!!! The entity who sold these contracts can only make money if the stock market totally crashes by the third week in September.
Bear in mind that the last time anyone conducted such large and unusual stock option trades (like this one) was in the weeks before the attacks of September 11.
Back then, they bought huge numbers of PUTS on airline stocks in the same airlines whose planes were involved in the September 11 attacks.
Despite knowing who made these trades, the Securities and Exchange Commission NEVER revealed who made the unusual trades and no one was ever publicly identified as being responsible for the trades which made upwards of $50 million when the attacks happened.
The fact that this latest activity by a single entity gambles on a complete collapse of the entire market by the third week in September, seems to indicate someone knows something really huge is in the works and they intend to profit almost $2 Billion within the next four weeks from whatever happens! This is really worrisome."
Desidooru Saloon
DailyReckoning.com
It's been whizzing around message boards for days now. But here's the first substantial account I've seen. The article is dated August 16:
An anonymous investor has placed a bet on an index of Europe's top 50 stocks falling by a third by the end of September, as world equity markets plunged for a third day and volatility hit a three-year high.
The mystery investor has bought put option contracts on the DJ Eurostoxx 50 index that will result in a profit if it plunges to 2,800 or below by the end of September. Based on the 2,800 strike price, the position covers a notional €6.9bn, and potentially even more using a market price of about 4,100 when the trades were done on Tuesday and Wednesday.
The identity of the investor is unknown but market sources speculated it was either a large hedge fund hedging itself against deepening losses, or a long-only fund manager pressing the panic button to protect its gains.
The investor has bought a total of 245,000 put options on the index.
But wait, there's more! The phenomenon has crossed the pond:
So far, over $500 million in so-called put options have been purchased betting that the benchmark Standard and Poor's 500 index will tumble anywhere from 5% to 11% in September. Some investors are even buying put options calling for 52% decline. A "put" option increases in value as the underlying stock or index falls.
To put it in perspective, a 5% drop in the Dow Jones Industrial Average would be the equivalent of 667 points. An 11% decline would equal 1,468 points. And a 52% drop? You don't even want to know.
The upshot is that some major investors are putting up big money that the market is facing a major decline.
"There is still fear and investors are buying crash protection," says Todd Salamone, senior vice president of research at Schaeffer's Investment Research.
Of course, there are always investors betting on big declines — they're called bears. What's unusual is the amount of money being put up on such a doomsday scenario.
"The activity in those puts has been a lot more aggressive then we have seen in the past," said Bill Lefkowitz, options strategist at brokerage firm Finance Investments. "Part of it is the environment and volatility where the Dow Industrials can easily swing over a hundred points during the day, or session to session."
All this has sparked all manner of conspiracy theories around the 'net, including the possibility of the sort of financial manipulation said to have taken place right before 9/11. We take no positions here, for we're not omniscient. Just consider this a friendly for-what-it's-worth heads-up.
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Attack on iran could have such an effect, is he an israeli secret agent?
i'm now at 80%+ cash.....most likely a contrarian signal, but I need a bit of a break. if anyone doesn't think that nasdaq gap in 2400's won't fill, I've swampland to sell them too.
all I'm holding here are icfi/mvo/dep/avav/smci/fcsx. that's it. see you all next week, I'm off getting my pipes cleaned. feels good.
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here is som some good commentary on the "terrorism put" issue. i saw two good articles... here's one
http://www.billcara.com/archives/2007/08/caras_commentary_community_cha_15.html#more
Bill - You deserve the break. Put some very low GTC bids on.
I'm out of here -
Have a fun, safe holiday weekend everyone!
stockkid
Anyone have any thoughts on those terrorist put articles? I think the market is in enough trouble already, without a terrorist attack. I wonder if gosu predicting 9/30 bottom has anything to do with this?
LMAO !!
This market getting plain silly.... just like Lane.
Hope everyone has a great Holiday. Enjoy the loved ones......
I'm outta here......
My trading account down to MDR, RIMM, EJ, SIGM w SDS hedge.
SIGM earnings tonight---prepared for a sell the news situation due to pending secondary offering but would welcome a $45 target.
Craig
Hi everyone,
Pick up some YGE. It's best of breed of solar overall.
AAPL is now up by 5.4% due to ipod's scheduled launch of new upgraded models. I've trading on AAPL's price volatility for last 3 weeks and so far I am still ahead. Happy trading to all, Good luck!
NTAP looks like a nice short sell setup....and MSTR is a falling knife...i bought UNG 34 calls...will probably regret that i paid 2.50....
spent a whole hour on that beannie article and still don't know what it means....intriguing...
SIGM earnings anyone?
this story is getting all over the internet,
chicago times ...today...put options
http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/columnists/chi-0109190296sep19,0,3496437.story
new york jets, carries the articl...
http://www.wakeupfromyourslumber.com/node/3187
and finally, a debunker rumor control
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/putcall.asp
firefox google search
http://www.google.com/search?q=terrorism+put+stock+market&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&start=10&sa=N
I have read beanie's article and I also don't know how to make of it. Sounds so incredible- if indeed there would be a terrorist attack or if the market going to crash....I did move half of my money to cash since mid of July only because I thought the market is due for a correction, but never envision such a major market meltdown.
I guess the only way to play this choppy market is play small or if you bet big, don't stay too long. And I that's what I did today- made a few bucks- trading in and out.
Wow, some hedges are made in a volatile market (check the calls bought/sold at 1700 as well) two weeks before the anniversary of 9/11, and there are articles about impending TERRORISM in goofball websites?
Oy caunt belieeeve it!
from another site:
There's a significant problem with the buzz about the massive purchase of 75,000 SPX 700 options (each to buy 100 shares) with an expiration date of 9/21/07. There are only 1,000 SPX shares outstanding, which would mean someone would have to buy each share 7500 times to profit from the options, or, from another perspective, put up over 5 billion dollars to have rights to seven hundred thousand dollars worth of shares. This ain't happenin'. Maybe there will be a market meltdown between now and the equinox, and maybe there are conspiratorial forces at work, but this particular story strikes me as pure fantasy. Thanks for allowing us to triangulate the truth together!
Please tell me I am not the only person who is confused beyond belief with this market.
I am short when the market spikes up and long when it plummets.
This damn market is driving me nuts!
well i found the article on the yahoo message boards
http://messages.finance.yahoo.com/Stocks_(A_to_Z)/Stocks_B/threadview?m=tm&bn=2670&tid=67988&mid=68200&tof=10&off=1
zee
i do have a scenario, where the market takes out the 12,500 previous low, but i'm thinking it's doubtful, but it is interesting to see what is being said about that under 12,500 scenario...
zee..
and this article ( google search)..sure leads to all those people...
Zee--
From your link... the easiest explanation:
Wow...folks need to get educated on options strategies...
These trades occur all the time and are financing related.
This is 1 part of a 4 piece trade called a box that is usually broker to broker. You sell the 700 call and the 1700 strike put (note the open interest) and buy the 700 put and the 1700 call for about $990. So you get $990 and pay roughly 5.25% to the seller until the options expire and at which point we pay them their original $990 plus the interest which equals $1000. You take the $990 in cash and can use it against any debit you may have at the OCC. Anytime it's hard to raise cash, this is a cheap way to generate it
IPO Question
Does anyone know when Solel Solar which is into thermal tech may do an IPO. Havent heard anything for awhile. All I can find is 2007! Thanks
dan fox,
TSL was a perfect catch for us. Look at that beautiful bottomed chart! We caught it perfectly this morning.
Sept will be an extremely volatile month. Traders keep on wondering if we gonna crash like 1987.
thanks Jake, i read some similar articles, saying the same thing..that its just a bank loan...
zee
i'll go with that explanation, for a while...
i still have a bad feeling about Sept 18th...FOMC...(NO RATE CUT BEN might show up)...ouch...
Beanie,
TSL is bottomed. You expect to hold your positions for how long? up to new resistant level?
Thank you for your opinion.
anon,
Give TSL one month and reassess
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